What? You dont’t bowl!?

What? You don't bowl! I say if you are warped twisted S.O.B. despised by all your children and ex-wives, who can balance the budget, fix health care, and keep us out of wars, then you have MY vote. I don't give a crap if you bowl, or collect stamps.

I figure anyone who would WANT to be president must be kind of weird anyway. I mean, people shoot at you, and the rest of your life is not your own.

Oh, here is a good one: "Every time I appoint someone to high office, I create 10 enemies and one ingrate." Some president said that. I am too tired to Google for it right now.

Oh, and the j-ass at the New York Times who said that Obama should show us some human side, like bowling a 60, so we will know that he knows the everyday man in the street..... well, here is news for you JERK. Nowadays, no one has the time or money to bowl, because they have lost their jobs, the bank is foreclosing on their house, and they are too busy at the food pantry trying to stretch their meager budget to put food on the table at the end of the month.